Robin Thicke wears black and white stripes bc prison is where he belongs
Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious
can the science side of tumblr explain this
swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/
adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”
this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb
I thought I was in a bad mood
and then I saw this.
Eat anything you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen